WASHINGTON, DC - year and a half in the wake of moving into the White House, First Dog Bo Obama today faulted ancestor Barney Bush for a huge heap of canine crap observed covered in the White House Rose Garden. "Obviously, this wreck was made before I arrived," said a gasping Bo during an unrehearsed trade with columnists following a debilitating round of get on the East Lawn. "I think everybody here recognizes that the fizzled pooper-scooper arrangements of the past organization have prompted this," shouted Bo. FDOTUS then, at that point, would not respond to extra inquiries presented by columnists, rather liking to take one more cavort through a fix of natural carrots intended to be reaped by DC region grade school understudies.
As of late, the First Dog has gone under expanding analysis for faulting past First Dog Barney Bush for various homegrown issues, including the revelation of a half-eaten menace stick in the Lincoln Bedroom, the weak smell of "wet canine" drifting through the West Wing and canine hair spotted sticking to the trouser legs of unfamiliar dignitaries during gatherings in the Oval Office. While even Barney's allies recognize that he committed errors during his White House residency, they blame Bo Obama for exacerbating the situation. "Since Barney Bush grabbed a squirrel off the South Lawn doesn't mean Bo should grab two more," said a senior individual from the minority party.
Those with associations inside the Beltway are persuaded that First Dog Bo Obama has been gathering subtly with his party's initiative pooper scooper frisco to persuade them to pass dubious regulation pointed toward controling canines who crap in excess of 250 times each year. "I'm asking everybody in my party to keep dealing with HR36POO, the 5,476 page 'Pooper-Scooper Reform Act' straightaway. I accept the central government has no more noteworthy obligation than to disperse canine crap on the shoes of all Americans similarly."
The resistance to Bo's pooper-scooper change keeps on making progress all through the country. The minority party, named the party of "NO - Bad Dog!" has seen its notoriety ascend in ongoing surveys with the assistance of the recently settled Teacup Dog Party. Champ Biden, in any case, overwhelmingly safeguarded his supervisor at a $400 per tub good cause canine wash occasion. "First Dog Bo Obama is truly doing very well thinking about what he acquired from the past First Dog. Furthermore, we should not fail to remember that Bo's new pooper-scooper approaches will without a doubt save or make a great many positions. Waste won't be squandered by this organization."
